marcwelding

I found a gray hair the other day- (shock) But it was my dog Mozzie’s.

Then I got to thinking- and google-ing and I found out that, although I have been saying my hair color was out of a bottle (for years)(I have been adding the white highlights) and I said I was ‘aluminum blonde’ (copyright pending) …. turns out, that no one has EVER used that name as a hair product color (!)

until right now (or earlier, actually if you are reading this later)

Same thing with Dorian Gray Hair Dye (apologies to Oscar Wilde) Of course it would be Dorian GrEy (note the different spelling to avoid lawsuit) Dorian Grey Hair Dye (or Hair Color -or-Colour!) Whatever- I am claiming these ‘phrases-perhaps coining these phrases as of right now (Jan 2017) –

Aluminum Blonde

It is done. Google it-! there it is (right?)

ok, there is an instrumental band that has a song called ‘Aluminum Blonde’ BUT not a hair product.

If you are a manufacturer of hair thingys and you did not read this until I came after you with this hefty lawsuit- you should have googled when you had the chance.

I did not intend to have to do this because I thought this stuff was snatched up long ago- but because it wasn’t- I was forced to stake my claim.

Ok, so now that that’s done, ….. uhm….

you do know who Dorian Gray is-? (right?) It’s part of the joke- see, he does not age and he has this painting of him that does age (even tho he looks youthful, his painting is aging like crazy and he has to keep it hidden) ANYWAY- that’s why it needs to be a product for men who dye their hair- (the Oscar Wilde book is called The Painting of Dorian Gray) (you do not need to read it-  just told you the whole thing)(sheesh)

Trendsetter that I am- I do not dye my hair and MAYBE that’s why cool men like me are not dyeing their hair- hmmm. This could effect sales.

All the young girls dyeing their hair gray would probably not buy the Dorian GrEy either because, technically they are going for ‘ash blonde’ (google it) hmmm.

well,better safe than sorry. I own the names (now) so get ready to pay-

ok, take care- next blog is going to be about the famous ‘off-truck bedding incident’

*titanium blonde was already taken. (believe me, I checked)